I wanted plenty of jobs as a child, none of which involved writing. I loved science and figured that future-me would split time between digging for dinosaur bones and floating aboard the space station. That hasn't happened yet. Instead, you've stumbled to the home of things I've created in the meantime. Welcome.

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